[DavidNobre]

Ok im a little bit drunk so, i have no good things to say lol,i love u all lol, some1 else whant to drink with me? hehehehe sorry for this topic lol
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[Yiles]

Riddle me this Batman:



What word starts with an "e" ends with an "e" and usually contains one letter?
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[Yiles]

Riddle me that:

A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?
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[Yiles]

Riddle three, hee hee!



A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?
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[DavidNobre]

ok here is the drunk one again askin ....? are u more drunk than me? lol
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[aussie]

English Language Paradoxes



We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.



Some other reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

1 After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.



Screwy pronunciations can mess up your mind! For example...

If you have a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the bough on a tree!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.



We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that

quicksand can work slowly,

boxing rings are square

and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,

grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?




Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wiseguy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

If Dad is Pop, how's come Mom isn't Mop?





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enjoy
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[Bill2k06]

i really should of written something here last night , i was so drunk i went home from the party at 4am while people carried on , i dont know how but i have ended up with 2 girls numbers i dont even remember.

i really shouldnt drink magners cider, it really messes me up, especially when drinking brandy too lol
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I LUVOE ALCOHOL!! cheers ecery1 lol can't beliebe really that Im in galactic magnate forums during a party but here i ma. I originally came here to change the track, as I am not a big fan of lady gaga's poker face but mmm....bye

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SUMMMMERR !

[DavidNobre]

sorry helen, too drunk for read ur long post lol
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[Yiles]

I would like to ask out Helen and Trace for a date- I will cook dinner (tacos and cheesesteaks) and then we can watch Springer and argue which guest has the least teeth yes I have been drinking a bit
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[Yiles]

Oh my God
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[aussie]

name the time and place baby .......mmmmmmmm yiles and trace....lol
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[Yiles]

Wow I had a lot to drink that night- could I be any more embarrassed?


That said, the offer still stands
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