[sim5]

just started a big 5p game between

mattie
sim
judd
jackminnow
xyz

as it was getting close suddenly something happen to mattie
he got a very big smile & was so happy that he couldnt believe his luck.... he just quit the game
he saw no1 in lobby & was very angry
without wasting any second he rushed to forum with anger

after few min suddenly something happen again this time to sim
he got very excited & his heart started beating fast...he also quit the game
he saw no1 in lobby & was very sad
he too without wasting time rushed to forum with a sad face

after few min again suddenly something happen this time to judd
he just started jumping all over the place & without wasting any time he quit the game
after seeing no1 in lobby he was so annoying
he just rushed immediately to forum with disappointment

after few min again suddenly something happen again this time to jack
he just fell from his chair & said "wow i knew my days will also come" he was full of joy...he too quit the game
when he saw no1 in lobby he was totally frustrated
with full of anger he just rushed to forum

later trace saw same complaint in forum by these 4 players

"dear mod
its a 5p game going on
i got a cheat offer & resigned
please check this game
i want justice"

after looking at the complaint trace went through the whole game & checked all trade offers
but she didnt find anything wrong in any trade
she decide to check it again
after spending so much time in each & every trade
again she find nothing wrong in any trade
after spending long hrs she just gave up
she said "i didnt find ant cheat trade so nothing wrong in this game"

after reading trace judgement .......
suddenly those 4 player rushed to her & asked her "Please check chat logs"

trace once again decide to look at this game & this time she opened chat logs
after going through the chat logs
she saw there was a same message to all those 4 players by miss_xxx

" hey hunny sweety here...... i am new & very hot.... darling can u please come "
_________________

No expectations, no disappointments.

[theunknownamus]

Argggh! Vexed again.

[garenthol]

A woman walks into a US bar and orders a Labatt.
The bartender says, "sorry lady, but we do not serve Canadian beer, we only have Budweiser"
She replies "In that case give me a Coke, I drank 15 Budweiser last night and I blew chunks"
The bartender replies "But lady if you drink 15 Labatt you will also blow chunks"
The woman replies "I don't think so, Chunks is my dog...."


American beer is like making love in a canoe, {f-word} close to water!

[Beretta]

lmfao here here!!!!!!